If i come over, it means nothing
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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