Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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