she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
