You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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