We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just google imaged poop.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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