Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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