no. you can't hotbox the world.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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