It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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