Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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