JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
