i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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