Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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