No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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