trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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