All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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