I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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