How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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