Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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