I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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