Just mADE A PArabola og urine
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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