I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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