I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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