I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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