Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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