I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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