So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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