we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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