I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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