Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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