He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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