it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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