Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
okay pat passed out under dana's car
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
