I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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