I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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