I'm drive I can fine osifer
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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