Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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