In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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