Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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