At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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