I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
