I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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