THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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