Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
