Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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