they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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