are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
