idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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