Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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