You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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