What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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